Saturday, March 7, 2015

Movie Review: 50 Shades of Grey

Dakota Johnson is naked. Oh now she's getting spanked, and spanked ..and whipped with leather., oh and there she is again, yep naked as a jay bird again, outstanding. "Wooosh..SnapCrack!!@.. Goes the whip.

Confused,? Yeah me too. But I can see the incredible following these books had and now a "Spankbuster" movie for women who had 3 glasses of wine before snickering amongst themselves in the theatre.

It's Bizarre. I was like.. what the hell? My wife, who had read all the books was satisfied with the vie, but like we've always heard., ? the book is much better than the movie.

Not bad, Christian Grey wears unbelievable suits throughout, and then becomes the "Demonitor role" and graciously lets's Anastasia stay in his "guest bedroom." after his Wide World of Sports.  Huge props to Dakota Johnson for baring all for millions to see.  But man it's weird. Good flick for your girlfriends or wife's DVDs collection.  And I must add, great soundtrack!

79.8 C+

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